Gethsemene Rose Garden

God has sacrificed his son for me. The Bible says that as Christ was praying his sweat was as "drops of blood" the monks who tend the monestary their now Cultivate wondrous roses they say sprang from this blood. I wonder ...

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I am here. God is doing something strange in my life and I am not sure I am comfortable with it but I am trying to adjust to what he wants ('cause after all he IS God LOL)

Monday, September 25, 2006

Virus Alert: THE CURSE

Alert! This is a notice to inform you of THE CURSE. The most devastating virus known to humanity.
Infection status:
You are already infected! (Romans 3:23) (The CURSE was downloaded by Adam and Eve and we all are born into it.)
Damage:
Every component of your life is affected. We have been brought under the wrath of God (Eph. 2:3); made liable to all miseries in this life, to death itself, and even to the pains of hell forever!
Remedy:
The only remedy is complete forensic reconfiguration of all component parts. This is called Justification. (Eph. 1:7; 2 Cor. 5:21) This is followed by a radical lifetime software purge called Sanctification. (2 Thess. 3:13; Eph. 4:24) The only means of rescue from the power and results of THE CURSE is faith in the Lord Jesus Christ. (Acts 4:12)
Cost:
You cannot purchase this remedy. It is not so simple. The cost is the eternal wrath of God.
Access:
You may acquire justification free of charge. "Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved." (Acts 16:31) The price was already paid on the cross of Christ.

"Being justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ: By whom we have access by faith into this grace in which we stand, and rejoice in the hope of the glory of God." (Rom. 5:1,2)

For more information and validation, consult the only User's Manual - The Holy Bible.
WARNING - THIS IS NOT A HOAX.
Please do not disregard this warning. Do not delay! The CURSE impairs logical functions, input and output, processing and communication, linkup with other systems, and corrupts all disks. The final result will be a total crash. The time of the crash cannot be ascertained, but the fate is worse than mere termination.

The good news is that Christ is available by 24 hour access. No hardware necessary. Simply place all of your trust in Him as the only One Who can give you a home in heaven. You own configurations will not help you, only faith in Christ can!

"For by grace are you saved through faith and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God. Not of works, lest any man should boast." (Eph. 2:8,9)

2 Comments:

Blogger Mark said...

Hey,
Glad you could stop by my blog. Please know that you're welcome any time. I'll try to keep an eye on yours as well.

Mark <><

11:48 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

I'm glad that was of some use. As for the background... I'm aware of the problem but it's the best format I can find, as I don't have time to design one from scratch myself. :)

Interesting post here. I'll be keeping an eye on your blog, as well. :)

12:18 AM  

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